
Just look at these finely groomed locks.

I most certainly do not need a hair cut.

Yeah, me either. I'm going for that '60s Bay area hippie look.

Don't you think I wear it well?

Uh-oh, they gave me a sucker. I guess I have to go through with it now.

Hey, where's my sucker?

Ooh, T.V. and an airplane chair. I should come here more often.

Please make them stop.

Must ... Watch ... T.V.

Yes, thank you this is exactly how I wanted it.

TA-DA!!!