Just look at these finely groomed locks.
I most certainly do not need a hair cut.
Yeah, me either. I'm going for that '60s Bay area hippie look.
Don't you think I wear it well?
Uh-oh, they gave me a sucker. I guess I have to go through with it now.
Hey, where's my sucker?
Ooh, T.V. and an airplane chair. I should come here more often.
Please make them stop.
Must ... Watch ... T.V.
Yes, thank you this is exactly how I wanted it.
TA-DA!!!