Wanna Hear A Dirty Joke?

Hey there, wanna hear a dirty joke?

A boy...
...fell in a mud puddle.

And then he fell down again...and again and again :)

Wanna hear another dirty joke?

I let the kids go outside after several days of rain and they were ecstatic. S has always loved animals and their "sounds," so there wasn't anything unusual about her running around saying "tweet, tweet" like a bird...until she ran up to me cuddling an actual bird. Unfortunately, this bird wasn't doing much tweeting.

Rest in peace, Tweet Tweet. (And I'm going to try not to think about S snuggling that nasty thing.)